I got a job at Disneyland! My IRL friends will appreciate the irony of ME working at the happiest place on earth. I hate children.

Hopefully that will make the summer pass by more quickly. And hopefully it will replenish the funds I spent in the last year. So much. Omg so much money.

Just came back from San Diego! Sun God Festival ftw. Future plans: Next weekend, go to SLO to visit the bff. Following weekend, back to SD to see friends. June 7th, start work! July 12th, Ray LaMontagne!

Obviously not an action-packed summer. But it's early. Hardly anyone else is even out of school yet.

Also I NEED to stop being such a fatass and start working out and eating right. I eat way too much junk food/frozen food. Need fresh food! More green. Green is good.

Sleep is also good. 1:30 am is telling me I need to close my eyes. Goodnight, internets.

This was my April Fool's joke to my Jewish friend. I used his email address to post it, snuck into his room and deleted the confirmation email, and then waited for him to be perplexed as replies started coming in. Hilarious. Posted here mainly because ads on craigslist expire in 7 days and I want to remember it for ~posterity.

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Let me be your chutzpapa - 19 (Georgetown)

Reply to: pers-7fmv8-1101960700@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 10:01AM EDT


I am a young white Jewish male looking for a nice shiksa to share a loaf of manna with. Trust me, my mother says I'm a real mentsh. Must complement AND compliment my sense of humor. Preferrably asian, but no Chinese nationalists, as their atheism might be a source of conflict between us. And let's be honest here, Jewish law dictates that I can't marry you. Unless of course you want to go through a lengthy conversion process lasting an indefinite amount of time. I'm not even sure you're worth it. So anyways, if you're a nice, young, gentle [and Gentile] lady, sprinkle some salt on my latke and give me a ring.

And keep in mind that old saying: "Once you go Jew, no goyim will do!"

Fun fact: Taking a rubber eraser to your white macbook cleans dirt off wonderfully.

I had butter pecan ice cream for the first time yesterday and my life will never be the same.

I think no matter how old I get, and no matter where I'm at in my life, I will always be down for Denny's at 2am.

It's interesting that you can use two opposite words to describe the exact same thing. For example, a shitty time both sucks and blows. You can be down for and up for a good time. In-n-Out is fucking delicious. I know that last one doesn't really fit, but 'in' is in fact the opposite of 'out' and I love that place. Everyone that doesn't live in the southwest is missing out.

On a final note, no matter how shitty I'm feeling, I always feel better about myself when I realize that at least I'm not this guy:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=749429250&hiq=plett%2Cstephen%2Ctimothy